Saturday, September 29, 2007

Quiz: Is It Time To Clean Your Kitchen?

I'm here to help! When life gets in the way, sometimes it's difficult to know if your kitchen needs a good once-over. Below are some questions you may want to ask yourself to help you determine if it's time to Clean Your Kitchen!

  1. Does walking across the kitchen floor in bare feet feel like walking across an Atlantic City beach after Labor Day Weekend?
  2. Do people in white lab coats appear at your door and say, "We're here to collect the penicillin cultures"?
  3. Does your babysitter say, "Hope you don't mind, but I ate some of that shrimp stir-fry in the fridge", and you say to yourself, "Shrimp stir-fry?"
  4. Do you have difficulty determining the color of your countertops?
  5. Do you have difficulty determining if you have countertops?
  6. When you see something skitter across the floor, do you say to yourself, "Was that a mouse or a cat-fur tumbleweed?"
  7. Does your cat finish licking his ass, only to look up at you as if to say, "Dude, that shit is nasty", meaning the kitchen?
  8. Is your stainless steel sink stained?
  9. Have you ever said to yourself, "Bah, the heat from the broiler will kill the germs?"
  10. Do you have meat in the freezer that is older than any of your children?

If you answered 'yes' to any of the above questions, it may be time to clean your kitchen. Don't be afraid to consult a professional, like a parent or an OCD friend.

Next week: Is It Time To Clean Your Bathroom?

PS - No, of course none of these questions arose from personal experience! Jeez, what kind of housekeeper do you think I am?

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3 Comments:

At 12:02 PM, Anonymous anne marie said...

bwhahahahahahahaha!

you should know that all of us (you, me, gina) employ maids to keep our homes looking so fresh and clean. and yes, you CAN eat off our floors!

and if you believe THAT, we have a bridge in brooklyn that we can sell ya cheap...

 
At 7:04 PM, Blogger Guinness & Shiloh's Family said...

yep, back in school. My kitchen was never cleaner than when I ws avoiding homework!

 
At 11:55 AM, Blogger Amy O'Neill Houck said...

I loved this!!!

 

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